Condom Vending Machine Make the Vatican Really Unhappy

Not surprisingly the Vatican doesn’t look favorably on premarital sex. They look even less favoringly on hormone-driven, high school sex. That’s why the decision to install a condom machine in a high school in Rome isn’t going over so well with the clergy. They have come out in full effect to protest at the very thought that pubescent John and Jane would ever engage in sex before marriage. But luckily for horny students in Rome, the high school’s headmaster came out swinging with this response to the papal uproar:

“This is not about stimulating the use condoms or intercourse. On the contrary, it’s about prevention and education. The scandal is that we do it in Rome, because this is the city of the pope and therefore one can’t really talk about sex. They can talk about pedophilia, can’t they? To them this is a dogma: One must not talk about it, only do it — secretly!”"

Whoa now, preach on man, preach on. Although I’m not trying to experience all the fire and brimstone when I pass on to the great beyond, I have to side with the high school here. Students have always been ready, willing and able to do the nasty since the dawn of time (more or less). They’re going to have sex whether the Pope is in their backyard or not, so why not help them find protection a little easier?

Via: Perez Hilton