Which States Have the Biggest Equipment? See How Your Hometown Stacks Up

The first condom store in the United States, Condomania, decided that it was about time for them to share their wealth of member knowledge with the rest of the country, so they have released a list of the most well-endowed (and least-endowed) cities in America. Peep where your city/state ranks after the jump.

The list came about as a result of the company’s TheyFit line of condoms, in which wearers could measure their junk to the millimeter and then match their penis size to one of 76 different tailor-fit rubber options. Congratulations to the men of New Orleans for having the country’s largest schlongs (by city). And I guess not everything is bigger in Texas, as Dallas/Ft. Worth trailed the penile field. Better luck next time guys. Full listing by state below.

States (from largest to smallest)

New Hampshire

Oregon

New York

Indiana

Arizona

Hawaii

Louisiana

Massachusetts

Alabama

Washington

New Mexico

California

Arkansas

Nevada

Virginia

Tennessee

Illinois

Oklahoma

South Dakota

Georgia

Pennsylvania

Mississippi

Michigan

Florida

Rhode Island

Kansas

Maryland

Minnesota

Vermont

Connecticut

Wisconsin

New Jersey

North Dakota

Idaho

Texas

Missouri

Montana

Ohio

Nebraska

Colorado

Maine

North Carolina

Delaware

South Carolina

Kentucky

West Virginia

Alaska

Iowa

Utah

Wyoming

Via: The Huffington Post