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Jessica Nigiri aka The Pikachu Girl (Caveman Circus)

*Exclusive* Bossip Tweets It Up With Joe Budden, Says He Would Like To Have A Threesome With Halle Berry And Ashley Judd?!?! (Bossip)

Eberts New Voice, Black Galifianakis (FilmDrunk)

Breaking News: Lil Wayne’s Sentencing Postponed…Again! [Video] (HipHopWired)

Danny Bonaduce Doesn’t Miss MIA Onscreen Sib Susan Dey (Popeater)

Paris Hilton Likes Herself (Celebslam)

Marisa Miller in Vegas Magazine of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)

Ciara Is Tight (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Hailey Glassman Tweets Photo Of Jon Gosselin’s Penis (Gone Hollywood)

No-Talent Jew Baby More Famous Than Tushy Boy? Really? (Heeb Magazine)

Two More Pussycats Leave the Dollhouse (Popeater)

Burglar Stuck In Chimney in Seattle (For Ladies By Ladies)