HEARTY BREAKFAST

Christian Bale Killed a Guy or Something (FilmDrunk)

Top 10 Indianapolis Colts Excuses (Caveman Circus)

Ho-lly Robinson Peete Wouldn’t Know Inappropriate Objectification If It Hit Her With A White Supremacist’s D*ck!!! (Bossip)

Jessica Simpson Pissed about John Mayer’s Sex Comments (For Ladies By Ladies)

Obama Sings Negro National Anthem, Celebrates Civil Rights (HipHopWired)

Kelly Bensimon Bares it All in Playboy (Popeater)

Tiger’s Whores are Finding Work (Celebslam)

Jessica Alba Is Worthy Of A Tribute (Dirty Rotten Whore)

SI Swimsuit Edition Launch Party of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)

Bill Clinton Rushed to N.Y. Hospital (Gone Hollywood)

Jonah Hill’s Best Moments in the Media (Heeb Magazine)