POWER LUNCH

John Mayer: Jessica Simpson Is ‘Sexual Napalm’ (Popeater)

If You’re Short on Funds, Should You Break Up Before Valentine’s Day? (Bossip)

This Adam Sandler Movie Forgot Something (FilmDrunk)

Jay-Z, Nas, Stevie Wonder Headlining Bonnaroo Festival (HipHopWired)

‘Deadliest Catch’ Captain Phil Harris Dies (Popeater)

Kendra’s Boobs are Big (Celebslam)

Miranda Kerr Gets Done Up to Do Chores of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)

NSFW: April O’Neal Is Seriously Hot (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Hollywood’s Hairiest Celebrities (Gone Hollywood)

How to Plan an Avatar Bar Mitzvah in Seven Simple Steps (Heeb Magazine)