HEARTY BREAKFAST

4th Grade Teacher Sets Up “Fight Club” with His Students (Guyism)

Travolting: A History of John Travolta’s Hairstyles (Complex)

Cameron Diaz Bikini Pictures of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)

Pamela Anderson Is Still Trashy As Ever….God Bless Her (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Get “Lost” With Evangeline Lilly (Gunaxin)

Motorcycle Jump Ends in Faceplant (Totally Crap)

Second Lady Gaga Comic Book To Be Released (Death + Taxes)

138,000 Volts Vs. This Idiot: He Did It For Weed & Rent Money (Busted Coverage)

10 Awesome Cubicles to Work out Of (Uncoached)

Would You Smoke With…. Stifler’s Mom? (Hail Mary Jane)

Bubble Butts Gallery (Caveman Circus)

Jon Stewart: Bill O’Reilly Is ‘Voice of Sanity’ on FOX (Popeater)