Owen Wilson Got Himself a Call Girl

American model, Le Call (yes, you read correctly)

No, this isn’t a photo of “Heroes” star Ali Larter. This is funny man Owen Wilson‘s latest gal pal, American model Le Call. What kind of name is that?! Damn hippies need stop picking their baby’s names while trippin’ on ‘shrooms.

Not only is Wilson not dating Jessica Simpson as it was once rumored, but sources now say rumors were planted by Jessica’s management in hopes of stirring up some publicity for her upcoming country album. That’s right, b^tch, Owen’s too good for you.

Le Call made it to Page Six the other day after restaurateur Nello Balan threatened to sue her after she returned his $1000 Gaultier umbrella split in two.

Le Call said, “How ridiculous is this? . . . It accidentally got sat on in a car . . . It is pretty funny, though. An umbrella that I didn’t ask for or want and refused to take two or three times from a man who if he is so ridiculously upset about an overpriced, ostentatious umbrella, he probably shouldn’t own one that expensive . . . Nello is desperate for attention, I guess.”

Ooooh, “ostentatious”. That’s a big word for a model. Hell, that’s a big word for me. It’s sad that I’m not kidding. She’s right though. Who the eff buys a $1000 umbrella? You know her and Owen laughed their asses over a joint and some beers. Or wait, is he part of a sober Hollywood nowadays? Boring!

American model, Le Call (yes, you read correctly)American model, Le Call (yes, you read correctly)American model, Le Call (yes, you read correctly)American model, Le Call (yes, you read correctly)

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American model, Le Call (yes, you read correctly)American model, Le Call (yes, you read correctly)American model, Le Call (yes, you read correctly)American model, Le Call (yes, you read correctly)

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  1. jamman says:

    man, you can go out and get yourself some snatch like this without even trying and you want to off urself? that’s is way fucked up.