HEARTY BREAKFAST

Jay Backs Kanye’s VMA Outburst: “He was telling the truth” (Bossip)

Review: Youth in Revolt (FilmDrunk)

Plies Drops New Video for ‘Medicine’ (HipHopWired)

Was Jay Reatard’s Death a Homicide? (Popeater)

The First Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Rumor of the New Year! (Celebslam)

Alexis Arquette is the Hot Tranny of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)

Penelope Cruz Does A Bikini Good (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Model’s Sexual Photoshoot With A Dog (Gone Hollywood)

Tennessee Man Planning Jewish Sperm Bank in His Home (Heeb Magazine)