Cindy Sizes Up Sperm In New Dating Show

In a television landscape checkered with every conceivable dating show idea that has ever popped into an exec’s sexually repressed (or overeager brain), Cindy Margolis’ new show seems to be in a league all its own. Once one of the most coveted woman on the Internet, Cindy has now turned her attention to finding some reality show love. In “Seducing Cindy,” more than two dozen men are vying for this hottie’s attention, performing a number of tasks in the process. One such task to win Cindy’s affections: handing over a cup of their sperm.

Cindy is the spokesperson for the National Infertility Association and figured what better way for a few bachelors to show their love for her than to jack off in a cup. Cindy had this to say about her little challenge for the boys:

“The looks on the guys faces [were] priceless, I don’t think that any man would ever think in their lifetime they would be asked to give their sperm sample on national television! They were in pure shock! But I will say that I do give the guys a lot of credit. Each one of them was ‘up’ for the challenge.”

‘Up’ for the challenge, get it? As in the guys had some boners and a subsequent sexual eruption. How witty Cindy!

Via: FOX News