A Tiger Woods Sex Tap?!? We Can Only Hope

It was only a matter of time before Tiger Woods entered into the esteemed company of Paris Hilton, Carrie Prejean and Kim Kardashian. An unidentified woman has come forward and passed along a videotape of her supposed romp with the golfer to Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch. Steve has only seen about 30 seconds of the tape and is not confirming whether it’s Tiger’s sexcapades being witnessed or not, mainly because Tiger’s entourage of legal wizards have threatened to go after anyone who tries to hurt the golfer’s reputation even more. Maybe they should have told him to keep little Tiger in his pants if they didn’t want to hurt his reputation (and lose millions of dollars in endorsement deals).

If it’s actually the defamed golfer getting it on in the video, I’ll be the first one on line to see it. I have just got to see how this lanky deeb was able to keep so many women coming back for more (you know, other than the fact that he’s worth more than any of those chicks will see in a lifetime).

Via: Perez Hilton