WTF?!? Man Castrates Himself So He Won't Cheat on Wife

This is loyalty, or complete, unbridled, unadulterated stupidity. A Colombian farmer made the bold decision to hack off his own junk to keep from chasing after other women for sex. Luis Alfonzo Sanchez Ortiz said that he had performed castrations on a number of farm animals and thought that he could easily do the procedure himself. Yeah, not so much.

“I’ve castrated pigs, cats, dogs and three days later they are healed. I thought that is what it was going to be like with me. I had practiced with animals, so I went ahead, put some pressure on my testicles, and cut them, to remove them by force!”

OMG! Ok, I may not have any huevos of my own, but even I still cringe at the thought of hacking off your own member.

Luis is now being treated at a local hospital for an infection caused from his self-castration. There apparently is a ‘complete absence of his testicles.’ That’s right fellas, his balls are gone, his member has been dismembered.

Via: Black Voices