HEARTY BREAKFAST

Lamar Odom’s Baby Mama Says Khloe Kardashian is a Liar (Bossip)

New Avatar Clips: The Na’avi Are Hipsters Now? (FilmDrunk)

Fabolous Poisoned?? (HipHopWired)

Man Sues for More Than $110 Million After Movie ‘Bruno’ Labels Him a Terrorist (Popeater)

Tila’s Getting Sued (Celebslam)

Lake Bell Adjusts her Tits of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)

How Hot Is Victoria Justice? (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Rumors that Shaq is Retiring Are False (Gone Hollywood)

CBS Cares Wishes You a Happy Pap Schmear This Hannukah (Heeb Magazine)