HEARTY BREAKFAST

Irony: Michael Vick Scores First Touchdown In 3 Years Against the Falcons (Bossip)

+10 Hipster Points (FilmDrunk)

Kanye To Drop VH1 StoryTellers Album (HipHopWired)

Lady Gaga Performs Different Kind of Show in Limo (Popeater)

Miley Got a Tat (Celebslam)

Halle Berry From Behind of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)

Tiger Woods’ Mistress in a Bikini (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Stair Surfing is Not a Good Idea (Totally Crap)

Spread ‘Em For Seagal, Deputy Sheriff (Heeb Magazine)