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When The Checks Stop Coming In: Marion Jones Wants To Play in The WNBA (Bossip)

3 Terrifying Words: Tim. Allen. Directs. (FilmDrunk)

“Higher” Education Found At Medical Marijuana School (The Frisky)

Lil’ Wayne Speaks On Being Raped At 11 (Video) (HipHopWired)

Kim Kardashian: ‘Blonds Have More Fun, but Brunettes Are Sexier’ (Popeater)

Well This Explains Why She Acts Like a Crackhead (Celebslam)

Rihanna Talks Selecting Lingerie (Tittle Tattle)

Elisabetta Canalis in Tiny Blue Bikini (HQ-Celebrity)

Breaking News: Rachel Uchitel Admits Tiger Woods Affair (Anything Hollywood)

Diane Kruger Can “Hold Her Own With The Boys” (I’m Not Obsessed)