Dating Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston Really, Really Sucks

…That is, if you listen to the ramblings of sappy, soft rock king John Mayer. In a recent interview with The New York Times, Mayer summed up his dating life as follows:

“It’s crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble. I can’t even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It’s a nightmare.”

Oh yeah John, real punishment, being at the beck and booty call of some of Hollywood’s hottest ladies. Mayer has been linked to everyone from Cameron Diaz…  

…to Jessica Simpson to Jennifer Aniston. Guess that’s what was keeping him busy during his three-year musical hiatus. Not a bad distraction, sir.

But of course a little hot Hollywood action here and there is not enough to satisfy the king of AM radio rock. In a recent concert at the Music Hall of Williamsburg in Brooklyn Mayer said to the crowd “They say I’m a womanizer. I say I haven’t met enough women.”

Via: The New York Times