POWER LUNCH

This Halloween Costume Owns. (FilmDrunk)

The Kardashians Will Promote Anything. (Celebslam)

Alec Baldwin’s 14-Year-Old Daughter Gets a Lil Wayne Birthday Cake. (I like how on the cake, it is spelled “Wade.” Come on, Baldwin.) (Bossip)

The Most Blatantly Sexual Pop Songs. (PopEater)

Some Russian Chick in a Bikini Fights with a Bartender of the Day. (Drunken Stepfather)

Actor Cesar Pierri Loses His Hand in Grenade Accident. (Totally Crap)

Sophie Monk Halloween Party Pictures. (UseMyComputer)

Complex Halloween Costumes: Jon Gosselin. (Complex)

Vanessa Arias Is the International Babe of the Day. (Double Viking)

Mexican Wrestling Just Got… Sexy? (Guyism)

Numa Numa Guy Directs MSU Marching Band During Halftime. (Uncoached)

Max Brooks’s Zombie Survival Guide: The Halloween Edition. (Heeb Magazine)