Refine Your Hating, With "Stuff Hipsters Hate"

So you want to be a hipster.  Well, perhaps the most important part of being a hipster is having opinions about things, specifically publications and places to drink.  But which opinions to have toward which things?  Stuff Hipsters Hate, a new single-serving site in the vein of Stuff White People Like, helps you to know.  This guide has been illuminating for me, since as a blog writer, my job is made much easier by hating as many things as possible.  On the other hand, you have to be stone cold to rain on the Cupid Shuffle.  Before this dance, motion-impaired people, the heavily intoxicated, and males were completely at a loss on the dancefloor.  What else do we have?  The Cha Cha Slide?  It’s full of tricks.  I can’t be doing five hops, reversing, cha chaing, sliding to both the left and the right, and then taking it back now(, y’all).

Anyway, if you’re out in the field, you’d do well to remember that most of the stuff hipsters hate falls in with one of two orbits: stuff people who work in finance like (Blackberries, Jager bombs) and stuff hipsters used to like but now hate because too many hipsters started to like them (casualties: high ponytails, Wes Anderson).  That should get you started.  Or not.  Whatever, I bet you still go to the MOMA and read Gawker.