New Usher Single "Rockband" Proves We're at the Point of Making Songs About Video Games About Songs

“That’s refreshing,” you’re probably thinking, “Usher has decided to make a new single about a video game rather than about his penchant for making love to women in various different venues.”  But then it turns out that “Rockband” deals less with the video game of the same name, and more with Usher and the sexual activities he participates in with women (in various different venues).  The metaphor is a little flimsy, if you ask me.  Usher’s going to beat the woman like a video game?  Uh?  He’s rocking her in the same way that he plays Rock Band?  Presumably he is good at Rock Band?  Is he comparing his lovemaking skills to the vocal abilities of the Mick Jagger avatar in the game, or to Mick Jagger’s lovemaking skills in real life?

All we can know for sure is that while it’s totally not a big deal or anything one way or the other, Usher certainly wouldn’t be opposed to appearing in the next Rock Band game, if somebody happened to ask him to.

Source: ONTD.