Sit for a moment and think about this: why. Why are they “famous”? Do they sing like Stevie Nicks does? No? How about like Cindy Lauper? No? Courtney Love…

Maybe they dance! Ginger Rogers was a good dancer! No? Ok, Debbie Allen? No?

Actresses!!! Meryl Streep! No? Linnea Quigley? Not even on a good day you say?

So then why. Just what is it that warrants them getting attention – aside from them saying “I wanna be famous like Paris Hilton and my daddy was rich…”. Oh wait, daddy is dead, mommy bought knee pads and Bobbed for Bruce Jenner, and his friend Ryan wanted to be a big time Hollywood producer like Jethro Bodine, and since the youth of America are devoit of brain cells and would watch paint dry if someone created a “reality show” about it….

Bugs on a windshield. More of a contributer to society than these hacks. Oh, speaking of reality shows – when Jon clued into the fact he’d been fired, when will the “reality” of spousal and child support to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars a month sink into this unemployed dolt? Right after his Squeeze Toy buggers off in the $70,000 SUV he bought her? I tell ya, a lot of men apparently let the Little Head do the thinking, but my wife knows the word “career”, has a thing called a “pension’, and buys her own toys from her own bank account. That could explain why she has an Olds parked in the garage and not a Porsche. Even her dad, who flew 747′s for American, never bought a “new” car. Year old Lease Backs, Demos, low mileage repos.

Tsk. the youth today…