Video: When "Summer's Eve" Is Not Just a Summer's Eve, Or Shampoo for That Matter

Pretty funny video today: if we have the shampoo out here, then what is Wesley using to wash his hair???  ”Eve!”  ”What?”  ”EVE!”

Not really the kid’s fault.  ”Summer’s Eve” sounds like a completely generic soap-product name and to figure out the term “feminine wash,” you have to be euphemizing at a solid tenth-grade level.  Happens to the savviest of us kids.  I remember them well, the corrections of mom and dad: that’s not toothpaste, that’s frosting!  That’s not cream of mushroom soup you’re eating, that’s lead paint (eggshell white)!  That’s not Wall-E, that’s Event Horizon!  That’s not an invisible friend who lives on our roof, that’s another reason for us to ask our provider about kids’ mental health insurance plans!

Besides, am I the only one who thinks women have kind of monopolized the scent of a summer’s eve?  I, a man, might have wanted to smell like the best time of day during the best season, except some clown in Dove marketing had to make it a genitals thing.  Despite what (sexist) ad campaigns by Big Deodorant tell you, men don’t only want to smell like crime-fighting steamship captains.  

Via BuzzFeed.