Chav – A White Person, normally with a prediliction for Burberry Caps (usually worn crooked), Stonewash Jeans, White Trainers (normally buys/steals a new pair on a weekly basis), talks like he ‘iz a Gansta innit’ despite the fact he’s whiter than tipp-ex.

Females usually exhibit what is known as a ‘Croydon Facelift’ (The hair tied back so tight it yanks the skin of the face upwards).

The chav’s choice of music is usually the latest ‘Gangsta’ sounds, or commercial R&B.

Wears an overlarge Sovereign Ring (Male), Loop Earrings big enough for a Parrot to perch in (Female).

A Yob is a common or garden bloke who likes a bit too much Lager & Football and will start a fight if you look at him funny.