The Law Finally Brings Down Dancing Quiznos Man

It’s not that far-fetched that a sandwich-board man reeling over a bridge rail in Kentucky might be there for self-killing purposes.  So when Jeremy Johnson whirled around on the edge of a Pennyrile Parkway bridge with a Quiznos sign and a lit cigarette, motorists passing beneath called the police.

Police then cited Johnson for disorderly conduct, but Johnson told the press that he was on a work break.  Drivers were honking and waving to him, so he had no real choice but to dance back.  ”You don’t understand, officer.  When the Underpass Trolls make their grotesque faces and curse gestures at me, the only way I can fight them is with the Bridge Dance!”

Quiznos, however, responded a bit differently…  

Quiznos manager Rebecca Weaber said Johnson was doing his job and is still employed. She hopes he was holding his sign, but wasn’t sure.

Real courage you showed this morning, son.  We’re awarding you the the Five Dollar Footlong Star, honoring those who fall in the line of Quiznos.  You kept your head, and I know it ain’t easy out there in the Suck, where you can’t tell if a noise is just a Mad Dog bag in the wind or a Subway goon in the scrub with M-16.

Source: AOL News.