Go From Bullied To Bully in No Time With These Handy Tricks!

Bullies are all around us: breathing the air we breathe, walking the roads we walk, sticking our heads in the toilets we get our heads stuck in.  But how do you fight back when bullies are bigger, stronger, and better than you?  Let BullySmartTM For Kids show you how!

This quirky little ’80s throwback video teaches you all kinds of ways to deflect a bully attack.  ”Another effective slap is to the bully’s groin.”  Nice work!  You just made things real weird – your move, bully!  You could also throw your candy in the bully’s face (stuns and confuses the aggressor) or use a rolled-up magazine on him.  Watch, after the jump, and then try these helpful techniques next time El Loco Fist is allowed back into the genpop!  

On your first day in prison, if you want to avoid becoming someone’s slam-wife, you will need to throw the candy in his face.  In this way, the other inmates will understand that you are a “hedgehog,” the prison term for small but difficult prey.

Via Videogum.