Regretsy.com Is Your Source for Handmade Knickknacks for the Creative Pervert

Ah, I don’t know how I missed this initially, but… here we go.  Maybe you’ve heard of Etsy.com, the lady-site where handmade craft nonsense gets pushed for huge profits?  It’s a decent site I guess, if you trust products made in a first-world country under a non-corporate entity by tailors and seamtresses over 10 years old.

But if your craft sensibilities are more… eccentric, you might want to consider Regretsy.com instead.  With items like a knit pregnancy doll (w/removable placenta!), an Obama toilet seat cover, a catnip fetus toy, an “HIV Clock,” and a “masturbating dinosaur” wall fixture, you’re sure to find something for everyone in the family.  Gallery of a few of the funnier selections (maybe NSFW?), ATJ.