POWER LUNCH

Midnight T&A: Natasha Poly. (Celebslam)

What Coke, Booze, and Rocks Will Do to You… (Bossip)

Roman Polanski Never Paid Rape Tax. (FilmDrunk)

Decrepit Jewish Degenerates Stand Together. (Heeb Magazine)

Drunken Stepfather Interviews Screech. (Drunken Stepfather)

Hitomi Tanaka Demonstrating Chest Ballet. (DRW)

Advice for Dudes: The Top 5 Online Dating Do’s and Don’ts (The Frisky)

The Miss 50 Bikini Contest Is Hard to Believe. (Uncoached)

Kate Beckinsale is the Sexiest Woman of 2009. (On 205th)

Creepy Japanese Guy Playing the Bass Dressed as a Schoolgirl. (Blog of Hilarity)

Cuff ‘Em: Venus Lewis Really Wants To Have Sex With Underage Football Players. (Busted Coverage)

Katie Price Escorted Out of Simon Cowell’s 50th Birthday Party. (Anything Hollywood)

The Twitter King: Ron Artest’s 10 Best Tweets. (Complex)

7 Secrets Only Two Living People Know. (UseMyComputer)