POWER LUNCH

Jon Gosselin Is Taking His Ball and Going Home. (Celebslam)

50 Cent Calls Kanye West’s Latest Project “The Gay Tour.” (Bossip)

“Terror at Blood Fart Lake,” or Why You Shouldn’t Hold Your “High Octane Sex Weekend” at Blood Fart Lake. (FilmDrunk)

How To Get 3 Free iPods With Only a Screwdriver, a Pair of Scissors, and a Bag of Marshmallows. (UseMyComputer)

Frisky Q&A: Tucker Max Talks Midget Sex, Fat Chicks, and Feminism… (The Frisky)

Britney Spears Is Singing About Threeeeesomes. (Gunaxin)

Rihanna in Some See Thru Dress of the Day. (Drunken Stepfather)

Sex Dolls….For When You’re Ready To Give Up.. (DRW)

Miami Dolphins Sending Giant-Boobed Hot Chicks To Away Games?. (Busted Coverage)

She’s Uncoachable: Jessica Jourdan AKA Jessica Rabbit. (Uncoached)

Eliza Dushku’s Complex Photo Shoot in Video Form. (On 205th)

Emma Watson Gets Stalked At Harvard. (Anything Hollywood)

Nirvana! The Eagles Cheerleaders Did Maxim. (Epic Carnival)

The World’s Saddest Dog Is Back and More Depressed Than Ever. (Urlesque)