Play Today's Tawdry Mad Lib! It Involves Reality TV, Porn, Knives, and a Fireman.

Another Joey Buttafuoco-style insane freak show of absurdity story here.  I’m going to do it as a Mad Lib, and then fill it in for you.

A [type of emergency responder] from [Staten Island/Long Island/New Jersey] who gained notoriety for appearing in [pornographic video for ladies] has been discovered as the other man in the divorce case involving a contestant on [D-grade reality TV series on ABC], who had [type of injury you can inflict with a knife] her husband in the [body part that is vulnerable to knives].  The lovers had traded messages on [social networking site] along the lines of “I want you to know how [expletive] bad I wanna [verb] you right now [series of punctuation marks].”

Do it at home, then check your answers, after the jump!  

A  fireman from Staten Island who gained notoriety for appearing in Guys Gone Wild has been discovered as the other man in the divorce case involving a contestant on Wife Swap, who had stabbed her husband in the arm.  The lovers had traded messages on Facebook along the lines of “I want you to know how f**king bad I wanna f**k you right now!!!!”

In February, the fire stud got engaged in to Staten Island girlfriend Danielle Cipriano and plans to marry her on Oct. 10, 2010, according to their wedding Web site.

But the engagement apparently didn’t douse his fire for [Wife Swap star Jamie] Czerniawski.

At around 3 p.m., May 25, Biserta [the fireman] texted: “This sucks . . . I’m working toooo much lately . . . I want youuuu.”

Ten hours later, Jamie — who traded places with a freak-show performer for a 2006 “Wife Swap” episode — stabbed Charles in the arm during an argument.

Source: NY Post.