Early Morning Mistress: Kelly Brook Does Latex

British glamor model (or “glamour model, OBE” as they are known in the UK) Kelly Brook here in a set of glamourous (did I say that right?) Catwomanly shots.  The theme here is “shoes.”  She’s talking on a phone, but the phone is a shoe!  She’s sitting on a chair, but the chair is a shoe!  She is wearing mittens that are actually shoes!  With metal spikes on them.  Everything’s turning up shoes.  A dimension of sight, a dimension of sound, a dimension of shoes.

Whatever.  As the saying I just made up goes, shoes are for wearing about, not for caring about.  

Via Egotastic.