D-Day Is Upon Us

Britney Spears “Blackout” drops today. Trust me I’ve had my share of sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll, but no one should assist this woman in making any bank for her crazy ways. I’d rather just buy myself a new vibrator and spend my night listening to its hum.

Will you buy Brit’s new album?

UPDATE: TMZ reports Brit was pulled over last night by an L.A. Sheriff, although it’s still unclear why. Assistant Alli Sims, who was driving Spears’ car, was heard telling the officer, “We’ll get one this week, she just got this.”

Then some drunk guy started rubbing his ass at Brit’s window. Haha. God, I wish he’d farted with her window down. Someone’s got pink eye again! See the video here.

Videos of Britney’s best songs from yesteryears after the jump!

Britney Spears’ 2001 “Slave 4 U”