How Many "Indirect" Sexual Partners Have You Had?

Fun game today!  Lloydspharmacy, which is like the British version of a pharmacy, has created a “Sex Degrees of Separation Calculator,” which lets you see what a disgusting, filthy how many people you have “indirectly” had in or on your vagina or penis.  An “if you have sex with ten people who have each had sex with ten people” type of thing.  A lot of it depends on age, actually – beware of cougars! – so the calculator requires you to enter the age of each of your sexual partners.  Calculator after the jump.  Also, according to The Telegraph, the average Brit has done the Indirect Cowboy with…  

2.8 million people!  Which seems like a lot, considering

Men claim to have had an average of nine sexual partners while the average women admits to 6.3 lovers, giving an overall average of 7.65.

Unfortunately phrased, that.  6.3 lovers?  Yes, Jane Average has lain with six men and one dwarf.

The calculator is here.  I’m not going to reveal my number, but I’ll just say that I thought there were only 6 billion people in the whole world, cha-ching!  Maybe it’s because I am 118 years old.  I think the takeaway here is, sex kills, kids.  AIDS is the new Hitler.  Talk to your guidance counselor about sex alternatives you can try at home or work.

Source: The Telegraph via Nerve.