Do Not Get Into This Man’s Car

Strangers all around you, trying to get you into their car!  This is an excellent ’80s PSA about the 11 types of strangers, and what to do if they start getting strange with you (the trick is to not get into their car).  What’s funny is that these guys are equal-opportunity strangers.  When this was cast, the director put out a call for strangers of all ages, genders, and creeds, as though just any old person could be a stranger.  The is really doing more harm than good to your children.  Teach your child to profile for strangers.  The woman at 0:15?  She is not a stranger.  She’s not out there cruising for children, and she sure as hell isn’t playing Gameboy.  Kids, if this woman approaches you and asks you to get in her car, the answer is, “Where should I leave my pants?”

But the guy at 1:34 is definitely a stranger.  That guy drove to the audition in an Astro Van for sure.  He was like, I know you have a prop camera and teddy bear for me to use, but I brought my own, if that’s cool.  I’m a method actor for being a child abductor, see, so I like to stay in character even when I’m off the set.  The stranger-video auteurs were thinking, this is our Olivier.  After the jump.

Source: Videogum.