POWER LUNCH

Guy Ritchie Is Drunk. (Celebslam)

Kanye West: “I AM NOT GAY” The Lost Tapes With Devi Dev. (Bossip)

Exclusive Interview With the Creator of “Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Poop” and “Hot Chicks With Dogs With Boners.” (The Frisky)

Couple Robbed While Boning in a Dumpster. (Blog of Hilarity)

Most Hated Sports Personalities. (Gunaxin)

Pink’s Weird Half-Naked Costume of the Day. (Drunken Stepfather)

Amber Rose Rules. (Complex)

Cuff ‘Em: Australian Footballer Performs Sex Act On Parking Meter, Fined $150 AU. (Busted Coverage)

She’s Uncoachable: Australian Fashion Model Sophie Turner. (Uncoached)

The Biggest Hamburger Ever. (On 205th)

Lady GaGa’s Former Teachers Not Thrilled About Her Performance. (I’m Not Obsessed)