TheyFit Rolls Out Handy Condom Sizing Chart! Find Your "Custom Size"!

TheyFit is a condom company in Europe that makes bespoke condoms for the gentleman who requires – nay, demands – a sheath of precision to complement the length and girth of his gentlemanliness in the most exact and judicious manner possible.

And now, a handy sizing chart (the “CONDOMania FIT KIT”).  Print it out and take it to the party tonight for a fun conversation starter – no girls allowed!  Talk to me when you start making an X27, TheyFit.  (Self-high-five!)  I like how the measurements go from “wide” to “wider” and “long” to “longer.”  No one has to have a small penis that way!  Just like how you can only order your Starbucks coffee in Tall, Venti, and Hella Venti or whatever.

Via Gizmodo.  Here’s the full-size PDF.

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3 Responses to “TheyFit Rolls Out Handy Condom Sizing Chart! Find Your "Custom Size"!”

  1. anonymous says:

    oh wow .. black men win heads ups!! (no pun intended)!!

  2. Its really good for them who want to get condoms of perfect length.Very interesting post.

  3. Sized-to-fit-condoms for sale again

    The TheyFit brand condoms have not been available for a quite a while now, much too long, but we finally got some great news: Condomerie’s Alternatives for TheyFit condoms entered the Condomerie assortment recently and we are delighted to help you find for that old trusted TheyFit condom a perfect alternative sized-to-fit-condom with a perfect fit. ! Please visit http://condomerie.com/theyfit/ select there from the schedule provided the specific TheyFit condom you have been using or looking for.

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