George Brett Regales Teammates With Pants-Soiling Story, Auto-Tuned Version

So the fellas are warming up around the mound.  Big game today in Kansas City.  Some stretching, maybe some psyching up going on before the first inning.  George Brett decides to inject a little levity with a favorite dirty anecdote of his.  The teammates gather ’round to listen.  A sex story, maybe?  Sotted shenanigans?

Nope, it’s a poop story.  Probably didn’t mean for the mic to pick this one up!  But now St. Internet has remixed and Auto-Tuned it for us.  This is definitely today’s funniest thing.  Video, after the jump.  

“When was the last time you sh*t your pants?  Been awhile?”

“Yeah, it’s been awhile.”

“I’m good twice a year for that.”

Notice how he doesn’t even care.  He’s talking about it how someone would talk about running out of gas or getting a flat tire.  ”So STUPID of me to run out of gas!  That’s the second time this year!”  George Brett was like, boy did I feel foolish for pooping my pants.  Happens to the best of us, though!  And he keeps talking about it even as his teammates try to walk away politely.  That’s the best part.  They’re like, come on, George Brett, you’ve told us this story like five times.

Here’s the original.

Source: Videogum.