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Why Would You Name Your Child This?
TLC’s child beauty pageant reality show Toddlers and Tiaras really brings out the worst in its characters, which is pretty easy, since all the parents there auditioned to put their toddlers on a show about putting their toddlers on shows where the winner is the 3-year-old who can look and act the most like Gwen Stefani.
So it makes perfect sense that one of the pageanteers has the name “Sparkal Queenz” on her birth certificate. PSA to new parents and aspiring parents who should maybe consider other, nonparental aspirations: Sparkal Queenz is not a name for a human child. It is a name for a toothpaste, at best. A toothpaste for dolls. There should be a person at the Dept. of Heath office who vets all newborn names before he gives out birth certificates: “Sparkal Queenz? Sir, that is a fine name for America’s Best Dance Crew, but it’s my job to remind you that you are, in fact, naming a human being who will be living in normal society for 76 years.”
Sparkal Queenz performs Rihanna, after the jump.
Ain’t her backup band adorable? The one kid is just going to town on the My First Drum Kit.
Source: Best Week Ever.
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In Germany, all names for babies are checked and approved before being allowed. If rejected, you can appeal but ultimately will most likely just be rejected again and must pick a new name. I have a friend in Germany who had a baby a year ago and so I learned all about this. A little cut and paste from the interwebs:
“By German law, a child’s name has to meet two conditions: (1) it must reflect the sex of the child, and (2) it must not endanger the ‘well-being of the child.”
By well being, they reject any name which might lead to the child being taunted or teased, or to suffer other humiliations in life. Such as having to deal with being named sparkal queenz.