Early Morning Mistress: Megan Fox in "Rolling Stone"

“America’s Sexiest Bad Girl” is the headline Rolling Stone has chosen for its Megan Fox cover.  Strikes me as lazy, you know?  It’s not exactly the freshest or most revelatory title in the Megan Fox description toolbox.  They just took the first and more or less only thing everyone thinks about Megan Fox and slapped it on the cover.  Nothing to it.  Patrick Swayze: America’s Most Recently Deceased Celebrity Who Was in Dirty Dancing.  Spencer Pratt: Everyone Agrees He Is a Jerk.  The Sun: Yep, It’s Up There.

Uninspired, I say!  But all the same: Megan Fox.  After the jump.  

Source: Rolling Stone.