I Think the Takeaway Here Is That Kimbo Slice Is Trying To Steal Your Identity

This ad has gotten some lip from smartmouth bloggers over the last few days, because I guess it doesn’t seem like a very straightforward way to explain identity theft.  But it’s actually really simple: you are a caterpillar.  Kimbo Slice wants “to do bad things to you” (he is a bigot against butterflies and moths), however, like most caterpillars, you cannot conceive of an impulse to cause harm just for the sake of psychological gratification, so you are unaware of Kimbo’s intentions.  You keep eating your leaves (= caterpillar equivalent of nachos, the symbol of laziness and naivete).

In the end, it all works out, though.  I forgot to mention that you have laser eyes.  Buy Norton Anti-Virus software.