Drinking Your Own Urine Is the Surefire Way To Become Good at Boxing

What do you drink to get pumped up?  Maybe some decaf with boss amounts of Nutrasweet?  Red Bull?  Red Bull vodka?  Muscle Milk??  Rockin’!  Xtreme!

No, not xtreme.  Not even extreme.  How many faces have you punched successfully this year?  You can answer this question in binary, and if the answer is “1,” you’re probably thinking of a pillow that you pretended was a face (“Oh Glenn Beck, I hate you so much!” [soft drizzle of punches to pillow].  That was you.  He is pretty terrible, though.)  Do you know who successfully punches faces all over the world?  That would be boxer Juan Manuel Marquez. Do you know why?  Because he drinks his own damn urine.  And he’s on track to fight none other than Floyd Mayweather next week.  Why would he drink it?  Vid, after the jump.

In truth, I do not know about this logic.  When you drink the pee, it just sends the pee nutrients back into your pee pipes, or if not, other nutrients wind up in there anyway.  Ashes to ashes, guy.  A neverending cycle of drinking, making, and drinking pee.  Is that where you want to be in ten years?

I think it’s really just a psych-out and kind of a good one, at that.  Because now Floyd Mayweather is thinking, oh no, this is one of those weird guys.  He’s going to do something weird at the fight.  He’s going to walk into the ring in a dress or try to lick my face with his pee-tongue or something.

Source: Deadspin via Nerve.