Tomorrow the Internet Is Holding “A Day Without Cats”

Remember “A Day Without Megan Fox” last month?  Prob not, since if you were in or around FListed, you were way down in the VIP Internet Dungeon, where you couldn’t hear the silence up above in the Main Internet Room, because you were partying it up with Megan Fox and Lady GaGa and all your other internet friends on A Day of Only Megan Fox.

But now, in a most cheeky send-up of A Day Without Megan Fox, Urlesque has declared tomorrow A Day Without Cats, to be observed by the various websites that post videos and pics of cats a lot.  So I put the question to you, readers: would you like to make tomorrow A Day Without Cats at FListed… or A Day of Only Cats?  

Hard JK there.  Obviously I’m not going to sit here all day looking at cats and reading about cats and writing about cats.  I don’t even like cats that much.  Whatever.  We may indeed have a day without cats, but not A Day Without Cats.  Just a normal day in which nothing particularly cat-related occurs.

Instead maybe we should take this to its logical meta conclusion: A Day Without A Day Without.  Rather than trying to go all Chinese government on cats and Megan Fox, we should cherish every day we have with Megan Fox and cats and web 2.0 and stuff, because when the Rapture comes and spirits Megan Fox and cats and Amy Winehouse and Xzibit and 2 girls 1 cup up to heaven, leaving no trace of their corporeal form or existence, the internet won’t be the same afterwards.  It will just be like a really big… book.  Written by perverts.