Here Is the Most Offensive Ad for Saving the Planet Ever

Sure, 9/11 was pretty bad I guess, but if Mother Nature had been running 9/11 instead of Al Qaeda, it would have been a lot worse!  In conclusion, please save the majestic snow tiger.  That is basically what this ad is saying.

Apparently it was made on spec by an outside agency, rather than in house by the World Wildlife Foundation.  Same situation with that Sprite blowjob ad, though in this case, the Foundation knew about the ad’s creation.  But I guess you can just make a fake ad for any old company and then it gets on the internet and everyone gets down on that company.  Before YouTube, no one ever saw these spec ads, but hello – huge private tip for ad people from me to you: hire a spec agency to make a fake ad for a rival company and circulate it on YouTube.  I went ahead and thought of one to get you started, plus the 9/11 video, after the jump.  

This one is for Sleepy’s mattresses:

A man walks into a dingy apartment wearing a ski mask and holding a machete.  He takes off his mask and goes over to the sink.  Camera close-up of him washing a ton of blood off the machete.  He sighs in way that says, “I sure am exhausting from killing all those people.”  He takes off his boots (also blood on them) and reclines slowly and stretchingly on his mattress and smiles.  Cue voiceover: You’ll sleep soundly every night on a Serta mattress.  End shot is a man in a bloody t-shirt lying on a mattress with his eyes closed, smiling relaxedly, large Serta logo visible on the mattress.  [Or possibly the sheets are made out of human skin?  Feel free to be creative here.]

Another good one (for Coca-Cola) would just be Jon Gosselin, Chris Brown, Hitler, and AIDS sitting in a Jacuzzi drinking Pepsis and talking about how often they get laid.

Seriously, one of you f*cking ad agencies needs to call me.  I’m giving away gold here.

Really, though, how bad of an idea is this ad, for someone to seriously think it was a good idea?  You thought the terrorists were bad?  The terrorists were nothing compared to Our Planet.  Our Planet will fly planes into all your buildings and will not accidentally land any of them in field in Pennsylvania.  Therefore, do not litter.  Who knew conservation was a karma thing?  Our Planet is like, oh you want to trash my campsites with your empties because you didn’t want Mom to see you and your buddies were drinking?  OK, how about I trash Bangladesh.  Not so cool anymore, is it?  Maybe think about that next time you flush after only peeing and waste water needlessly, champ.

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