Black Eyed Peas Now Legal in Malaysia

Everyone everywhere loves the Black Eyed Peas, right?  Everyone is like, “Boom Boom Pow“?  Awesome, it’s like they took the name of a song and just replaced it with noises that are made by things.  In the studio, Fergie was like, hey guys, I was thinking it would be funny to name our next song “Whir Splat Guffaw,” and the other Peas were like, no Fergie, that’s stupid.  And then will.i.am was like, wait, what about… what about if we called it “Boom Boom Pow,” and the chorus was just us saying “boom boom pow” over and over?  And the other Peas were like, that is hot.  That is so hot, that idea you just had with your brain.  That is the name of a song that will spend 12 weeks at number 1 on the Billboard charts and combined with another song called “I’ve Gotta Feeling” will put us at number 1 for five consecutive months, which is more than any other musician in history.

Oh you didn’t know that?  It’s all a joke, guys.  The Black Eyed Peas are playing a joke on us.  Their next single is just going to be sounds of them farting into a microphone and Auto-Tuning it.  We’ve all been had.

But you know who else can’t get enough of the Black Eyed Peas?  Malaysians.  More on this, after the jump.

First, though, I really need to go on.  Their album is called The E.N.D. What is that all about?  will.i.am is like, it was inspired by that song “The End” by Jim Morrissey of the band The Floors.

No, it actually stands for The Energy Never Dies.  So, not an “end” at all, so much as the opposite of what an end is.  Well played, Black Eyed Peas.  This album is basically just the Black Eyed Peas stealing the allowance money of 304,000 American children.  I think the Black Eyed Peas should issue an apology.  ”We, the Black Eyed Peas, are deeply sorry.  It was thoughtless and wrong of us to make all that music we made.”

Oh, this was the story:

The Malaysian government has reversed a ban on Muslims attending a concert by the Black Eyed Peas in Kuala Lumpur.

Officials had imposed the ban because the show is being sponsored by Irish beer giant Guinness.

However, no alcohol will be served at the concert, and it was ruled that Guinness can’t even show their logo.  It may be a boon in the end.  ”The Black Eyed Peas, ladies and gentleman, not brought to you by Guinness.”  And everyone will be like, huh, that’s actually pretty smart advertising.

Source: BBC.