The Jagermeister Six-Bottle Shot Cooler, Plus Two Fun Facts

Sometimes you need to be somewhere and you need to have six ice-cold bottles of Jager at that somewhere with you.  I mean David Hasselhoff’s birthday party isn’t going to throw itself!

Is this a product we really need?  A special cooler/tap combo that holds six bottles of Jagermeister?  Like for a party at which you only want to drink something worse tasting and less alcoholic than regular liquor?  I’m sure the discovery of the Jagerbomb singlehandedly made Jager’s reputation in the U.S.  Because please join me in recalling Philosophy Thinking Times Class 101, where you were taught about how Plato believed the soul is a chariot with two horses, one representing Jager and the other, Red Bull.  The allegory/chariot did not work with only one horse.  Plato knew that no American was ever going to be like, I just want to drink Jager, by itself.  Gross.

Two fun-@ss facts about Jager, after the jump:  

• It was initially marketed as a medical product and was used as a field anesthetic in World War II.
• In Germanic nations, a Jagerbomb is called a Fliegender Hirsch, or “Flying Stag.”

So yeah, put that in your college and learn it why don’t you.

Source: Uncrate.