Michael Jackson LIVES

If I missed this on the internet websites yesterday, maybe you did too.  A conspiracy theory is springing up around this video of a L.A. Coroner van.  The van parks behind a fence in some sort of garage, the driver opens the trunk door, and out pops a long-haired man with his face obscured: obviously Michael Jackson.  The original poster of the video says,

I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it´s real and Michael is alive.

So there you have it: Michael Jackson is alive.  Click through for the video.  

This is like the time that 2Pac was alive.  Granted, MJ definitely would have more reasons than most for faking his own death and getting some peace.

But wait!  If Michael Jackson is still alive, how can Heidi Montag channel his musical spirit?

Spencer Pratt tells MTV’s The After Show that his wife Heidi is the “new, modern day, 2010 Michael Jackson.” When host Jessi Cruickshank points out Jackson is dead, Spencer gestures to Heidi and says, “Yeah, but here it is, it’s living, like the holy spirit. Like, Michael Jackson’s in heaven,” he continues.

“The Holy Spirit now has Michael Jackson juice, so boom! For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with Michael Jackson’s divine spirit.” “So Heidi is the new Michael Jackson?” Cruickshank questions. “Oh, way bigger,” Spencer asserts.

Ah, what a strange pair.

Source: Bossip, LiveLeak via Nerve.