Video: Sometimes You Catch a Shark With a Penis in Its Mouth

he's not even doing it right

Wait, what is that?  In the shark’s mouth?  It looks like… I’ll tell you what it kind of looks like.  Wait… yup.  Yup.  It’s a penis.  Just our luck to catch the shark with the penis in its mouth.

This is like the shark equivalent of having your building catch fire while you’re on the can.  Or having your building catch fire while you’re smoking drugs.  Or having your building catch fire while you have a penis in your mouth.  The shark is all, don’t even bother to throw me back in, just let me die of embarrassment instead.  

“A penis in my mouth and now a hook too?  This is really pushing the limits of what I can get down with.”  That is what the shark is thinking.

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Source: Lindsayism via Dan, who knew instinctively that the internet would be just the place to find a video of a shark with a penis in its mouth.

2 Responses to “Video: Sometimes You Catch a Shark With a Penis in Its Mouth”

  1. Idan says:

    Did Dan really know instinctively to search for a shark with a penis in its mouth, or did he spend days googling every member of the animal kingdom along with the words “with a penis in its mouth”?

  2. trina says:

    Thats his damn tongue. people stop trying to create all the hype. Man SMH lol.

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