NSFW Version of McSteamy/Wife/Miss Teen USA "Sex Tape" Is Out

I hope you’ve already seen something about this story because it’s a pretty hilarious.  As those in the industry will tell you, the path to celebrity if you lack quantifiable talent is on your back, naked, with handheld cameras rolling (see also: Hilton, Paris; Kardashian, Kim; et al.).  So what happens when you’re a farm team celebrity and instead of making a sex tape, you make a getting-high-and-hanging-out-naked tape?

Eric Dane (“McSteamy” from Grey’s Anatomy), Rebecca Gayheart (his wife, played the Noxzema Girl in 1992 commercials), and Kari Ann Peniche (2002 Miss Teen USA-turned-Hollywood madam) decided to find out.

The tape got out on the internet yesterday, the completely NSFW version (as in: there will be penis) came out today, and the hilarious details keep rolling in.  More, plus link to the vid, after the jump.  

Peniche was first to clear the air, telling TMZ today that she never had sex with Eric Dane and that the tape was made more than two years ago.  Gayheart weighed in this morning: “I was just having fun with my friends.”  Which they are, you know?  Just three naked people doing drugs and being in a hot tub and discussing their porn names.  They even use the formula of “first name is the name of your first pet, last name is the street you grew up on”!  Eric Dane muses that he grew up on “Manor Drive” and his pet was named “Cocaine.”  Nobody really finds that strange!  (Eventually he settles on “Tuff Hedeman” as his desired nom de porn, and yeah, that’s a pretty good one.)

They end up in the hot tub, where Gayheart claims, ”I’m not a huge advocate of drugs for whatever reason,” while Peniche keeps rambling something about, “I drownded my towels.”  What?  Drownded?  She is obviously high as a kite that has been smoking dope all day.  And in fairness, past is like the fourth-hardest verb tense to master.

And finally, today we learned that the tape was stolen from Peniche’s hard drive by country singer Mindy McCready… her roommate on Celebrity Rehab.  I could not write a Celebrity Mad Lib better than this.  A [TV actor] videotaped himself and his [relative] and Kari Ann Peniche, a noted [disreputable profession], wearing only [a type of clothes, or nothing] while doing [class-A stimulant] and it was stolen by [singer] from [demeaning reality TV show].

Updated update: Sorry, we had to take the video down for advertising reasons.  See the full NSFW here: Fleshbot.

Source: Gawker.