A Six Pack Would Have Sufficed

These celebrities, they always have to be so eccentric. Buxom blonde Scarlett Johansson couldn’t just give boyfriend Ryan Reynolds a flask of whiskey and some nudie mags for his birthday. Nope. Instead she gave him her tooth. You read correctly.

“She’d just had her wisdom teeth removed, so she had one dipped in gold and strung on a necklace for him,” says Desk Ouch!

God, I can’t wait to hear what she buys him when he says those three special words. A used condom sounds about right. They’ll hang it over their bed and dream of what their unborn children would have looked like.

More photos after the jump!

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