Brave Journalist Receives a Spa Facial That Is Also a Facial Facial

You know how at the end of oral sex, your options are basically spit, swallow, pretend to swallow but actually use it to impregnate yourself, or exfoliate?  No one ever chooses exfoliate!  Well, maybe you should, next time you find yourself at the end of the line, because now people are paying big money to have the midnight mouthwash rubbed up in their faces, ever since scientists, or “Norwegians,” discovered that spermine can splash your skin with freshness.  It “diminishes wrinkles, smoothes the skin,” and degrades the sense of self-worth!

Journalist Marty Beckerman wanted to get the facial treatment himself, so he went to one of New York City’s leading jizm spas.  It was a blast.  Video of a fun day at the spa presented without further LOLs, after the jump.  

“Very fresh!”

Source: BuzzFeed.