Early Morning Mistress: Kim Kardashian Goes Blonde

we care about her because she does such interesting things

A commenter recently complained that we haven’t been giving Kim Kardashian her due lately, especially now that she’s split with ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush, who is apparently like five years younger than her.  I didn’t know that, but I’m grateful for the new things I get to learn every day.

So for your Early Morning Mistress today, you get a blonde Kim Kardashian from the Teen Choice Awards over the weekend.  I endorse it.

Bonus Early Morning Dirty South Rap Song: “Kim Kardashian” by Lil Flip.  ”You know she got a body that should be in Maxim/ I’m international and platinum/ Ya dudes better catch up quick, trick, she talk slick/ Her body thick, she shaped just like a bumble bee.”  

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5 Responses to “Early Morning Mistress: Kim Kardashian Goes Blonde”

  1. WTF says:

    Holy Crap, I am that commenter. Go F-Listed for paying attention to comments. Nice

  2. Kevin says:

    And what pray tell is her talent [aside from pretending to be size 2]?

  3. The Stalker says:

    She’s still sexy

  4. Kenny B says:

    Damn right

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