Early Morning Mistress: Kim Kardashian Goes Blonde
A commenter recently complained that we haven’t been giving Kim Kardashian her due lately, especially now that she’s split with ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush, who is apparently like five years younger than her. I didn’t know that, but I’m grateful for the new things I get to learn every day.
So for your Early Morning Mistress today, you get a blonde Kim Kardashian from the Teen Choice Awards over the weekend. I endorse it.
Bonus Early Morning Dirty South Rap Song: “Kim Kardashian” by Lil Flip. ”You know she got a body that should be in Maxim/ I’m international and platinum/ Ya dudes better catch up quick, trick, she talk slick/ Her body thick, she shaped just like a bumble bee.”
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Holy Crap, I am that commenter. Go F-Listed for paying attention to comments. Nice
F-Listed serves the people.
And what pray tell is her talent [aside from pretending to be size 2]?
She’s still sexy
Damn right