"No, Officer. It Was My Cat Who Downloaded All That Child Pornography."

do cats have sex a lot like rabbits or whatever?  i do not know.

A man was arrested in Florida yesterday because his cat downloaded child pornography on his computer.

According to a sheriff’s report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found “strange things” on his computer when he returned.

The cat had sabotaged him!  

More than 1,000 images of child porn were on the man’s computer, and he was charged with 10 counts of being a pervert.  It was an especially ingenious setup for the cat because who would believe that a cat could download a thousand different files, all of them pictures of humans?  And yet now the owner’s good name is ruined.

Mr. Frecklespots is still at large.

Source: Yahoo via The Frisky.

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One Response to “"No, Officer. It Was My Cat Who Downloaded All That Child Pornography."”

  1. Well, I’ve never heard a cat getting blamed for downloading porn before! What a naughty pussy ;)

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