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Heidi Montag Debuts Playboy Cover at "G.I. Joe" Movie, Obviously
Remember Heidi Montag, from two months ago? She’s now in Playboy, a magazine that old people read instead of porn. She “debuted” the cover of the September issue (since when do you “debut” the cover of a magazine?) at… the premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. A hero that nobody believes in anymore and a magazine that nobody gets off to anymore united by a woman nobody cares about anymore: a PR move so crazy it just might work.
Picture of the cover, after the jump.
Oh, look, it also features a story by the late Kurt Vonnegut. What would he say about the whole Heidi Montag rigmarole? He would probably say, “This is what I was talking about, you f*cks.”
On the other hand, Heidi is covered in dirt, which is symbolism. For being a scummy, excrementy, garbage-garlanded “human being”? No, silly. It’s because people are so mean to her, on account of that.
Can hate save the magazine industry? It’s worth a try!
Source: The Superficial.
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Not even with a vasectomy and 2 layers of condoms.
The textbook definition of a skank! Being fake is one thing but imagining your good looking enough to be featured in playboy proves how delusional she really is.
Cobra commander and Duke are two of my favorite GI Joe characters. the movie is great and i am waiting for a sequel of gi joe perhaps maybe next year or so.